Secretary of State Marco Rubio recently revealed that high-ranking officials spent ninety anxious minutes debating whether a motionless passenger on Air Force One was actually dead.

Returning from a diplomatic trip to China, the group hesitated to intervene because waking someone from a deep sleep could prove highly embarrassing.

Conversely, the terrifying alternative of discovering a deceased individual onboard left leaders questioning the proper protocol to handle such an unprecedented mid-air medical crisis.