Secretary of State Marco Rubio recently revealed a bizarre incident aboard Air Force One where officials debated for ninety minutes whether an unmoving person was actually dead.

Returning from a trip to China, high-ranking leaders noticed someone sleeping deeply in a conference room while remaining completely motionless amid surrounding cabin activity.

Rubio admitted they hesitated to intervene because waking someone from an unusually deep slumber could trigger a deeply awkward and embarrassing social misunderstanding.